What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.

Q: Who walks into a restaurant, eats shoots and leaves?

A: A Panda

Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?

A: Don’t look now, but something between us smells.

Q: Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?

A: Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

A: A Clausterphobic

Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

A: Ouch!

Q: What do you say when you lose a wii game?

A: Ouch!

Q: Why should you take a pencil to bed?

A: I want a wii-match!

Q: Why was the student’s report card wet?

A: It was below C level!

Q: What streets do ghosts haunt?

A: Dead ends!