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Cloning Advantage Super Families


As the cloning debate of humankind continues we find ourselves in an interesting predicament. We see the need of self to extend past one's own lifetime as an innate characteristic; self-preservation has always been one of mankind's greatest drivers of motivation.

Internet is My True Agent


You know the type -- that doodling type. Every time there is a pen and paper on the table, they will be sketching something down, with a mysterious smile, giggling quietly and making funny faces.

Silver Linings Are Everywhere


Viagra. That one word packs a lot of punch.

Playing Go-Between in the Digital Age


NOTE: This article was originally published in May 2000 at *spark-online.com when my grandmother was alive.

Very Precise Fortune Cookies


I cracked open the fortune cookie and read the little slip of paper on the inside. Immediately I realized that it had been written by a weather forecaster.

Humans are like Monkeys


Humans think much like monkeys and other primates, not much different in their abilities to reason. Why is this? We mimic, copy, imitate that which we see.

Finding Lost Children


A couple of days ago I had to go to a dealership to get my car fixed. I am not implying that I don't want my car to have children, because who am I to make that choice? More so, I was sent a letter about a recall on one of the parts (the hazards, actually), meaning that the dealership was obligated to fix my car while I watched television and drank free coffee from a vending machine?"This is quite a deal," you may be thinking.

To See Or Not To See


I went to the eye doctor the other day. I thought it was time to have my eyes checked.

Freudian Slippage


Saturday morning. I went, in the early morning, to the farmer's market to get our supply of fruits and veggies, leaving Sandra to sleep in.

Slip-sliding On A Peel


Every day, or at least every other day, we make a fruit smoothie at mid morning. Almost without fail, these smoothies contain bananas; so, we go through about 10 or 12 bananas a week.

Beyond Black and White


Over visiting a neighbor the other day?"Would you like a cup of coffee?" he asks. "I just roasted the latest batch.

Maybelle Misfire Joins Mega Corp


To: Maybelle MisfireFrom: I. M.

Essential Laughter


Take time to laugh at yourself and the ridiculous in life. It is so refreshing to just laugh at your slips, peculiarities, forgetfulness, and fumbles.

Got Originality?


There are many ways to be original these days. But unfortunately I cannot reveal any of these ways because the followers would then not be original, would they? Now, I realize that somewhere between one to two people would have followed the advice I gave, but just in case my calculations were off - and it turns out three would have followed - I need to be careful about what I write ?One slogan which completely frustrates me due to its lack of originality is "got ____?" That's right - that lowercase phrase which was formerly synonymous with milk (and is now synonymous with everything) is so cliché that it's even cliché to write "got cliché?" But the worst is not behind us.

Its All About Seeing the Signs


Ace of Base hasn't seen the sign for quite some time now, but that doesn't stop the rest of us from doing so. In fact, on a regular basis, I see a lot of signs - and I don't like most of them.

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Animated 'Click & Clack' lacks humor of real thing - Salt Lake Tribune

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Animated 'Click & Clack' lacks humor of real thing
Salt Lake Tribune, United States - 12 hours ago
But the show's humor seems forced and wooden. Lacking the spontaneous feel of the radio show, it all feels a little too predictable. ...
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Car Talk's' Click and Clack duo gets animated PBS show The Plain Dealer - cleveland.com
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Five humor hints on how to take control of your life by taking ... - Seattle Post Intelligencer

Five humor hints on how to take control of your life by taking ...
Seattle Post Intelligencer - Jul 4, 2008
The next blog on the Boomer Consumer will discuss: Five Humor Hints on How to Deal With Jerks and Knee Jerk Reactions. Posted by Rita R. Robison at July 4, ...

Kia Motors Downplays Humor, Flash in Latest TV Ads - Orange County Business Journal

Kia Motors Downplays Humor, Flash in Latest TV Ads
Orange County Business Journal, CA - 11 hours ago
It’sa move away from past humor-filled ads, where Kia tried to be more hip and woo buyers with punchy campaigns. One featured a sales spot that parodied the ...

Omaha clubs discover patrons tend to appreciate offbeat humor - Omaha World-Herald (subscription)

Omaha clubs discover patrons tend to appreciate offbeat humor
Omaha World-Herald (subscription), NE - 14 hours ago
... bands to do something different," Nelson said, adding that Barry's style of edgy, offbeat humor should appeal to fans who attend concerts at Slowdown. ...

Teacher: You need humor, God, insurance - Muskogee Daily Phoenix

Teacher: You need humor, God, insurance
Muskogee Daily Phoenix, OK - 13 hours ago
By Travina Coleman Cindy Kane, a computer science teacher at Muskogee High School, has been living with lupus since her diagnosis in 1982. ...

Blog of the week: Love + derivatives = comedy - San Francisco Chronicle

Blog of the week: Love + derivatives = comedy
San Francisco Chronicle,  USA - 11 hours ago
"Saturday Night Live" it ain't - xkcd's humor is gentle, and it freely delights in erudition of all kinds. But in a world of crude, common humor, ...

A little humor sells - Pittsburgh Tribune-Review

A little humor sells
Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, PA - 14 hours ago
By Mark Russell To illustrate how seriously we Americans are taking this election, I note such products as "Vote for Hillary" thongs, as well as songs ...

The humor potential: Ladies get their revenge - Kingston Reporter

The humor potential: Ladies get their revenge
Kingston Reporter, MA - Jul 5, 2008
To share your pet peeves, questions or comments, write to The Humor Potential, 50 Court St., Plymouth 02360, send E-mail to inquiry@lorettalaroche.com, ...

For the Big Bucks, Try a Little Yuk Yuk - Washington Post

For the Big Bucks, Try a Little Yuk Yuk
Washington Post, United States - Jul 5, 2008
This book, written like a case study of the benefits of humor, could help many managers see that laughter is good for business. ...

Five humor hints on how to be stressed for success - Seattle Post Intelligencer

Five humor hints on how to be stressed for success
Seattle Post Intelligencer - Jul 3, 2008
By Patt Schwab, Ph.D., Humorist Humor is not a joke! When it comes to reducing stress, humor can help put our problems into perspective faster than just ...

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